Avengers pick up lines:
Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing,
Tony: Hi, I'm Tony Stark.
I believed that I wanted to be a poet, but deep down I just wanted to be a poem.– Jaime Gil de Bieda (via nenuphar-rose)
128 days until Dexter comes back =D
A few things I wrote last nite
i set a course down the st lawrence threw the great lakes and find a trail that begins on a coast and ends in your arms. breaking waves in this old barge i seek the shoreline that will bring me to those eyes to the hands that will hold mine that tell me im the one the one that turns your insides into butterflys attacking your heart creating a beat that wont even begin to start ...
Mom: Could you please fix your room?
Me: I would, but I'm saving Hyrule.
Mom: Oh. Alright then.
Anyone else got the Legolas refrence?
I did as well and had to explain it a friend i was watching the movie with haha levilelovegood: cause I did
show me your genitals.
You. Are. Fucking. With. My. Money.